Arbitrary Life

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

person: what is your talent?
me: being able to read smut in public with a straight face

coldbitterness:

brain-food:

There’s something almost Charles Addams-ish about the subway tunnel picture

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
alecwiens:

My new fucking poster.

alecwiens:

My new fucking poster.


Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.

-Stephen King

consumedwithwanderlust:

Ah, Bob Ross.

And all the books you’ve read have been read by other people. And all the songs you’ve loved have been heard by other people. And that girl that’s pretty to you is pretty to other people. and that if you looked at these facts when you were happy, you would feel great because you are describing ‘unity.
Stephen ChboskyThe Perks of Being a Wallflower

This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are i n f i n i t e.

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine 
mint-bliss:

i will do this

mint-bliss:

i will do this