a metaphor of my life
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’
"Raven what’s on your face.
It is me”
Avengers AU - S.H.I.E.L.D detains superheroes rather than working with them.
└ You want to know what went wrong? How this, breakout could have been prevented? Lets start with the prisoners. I mean, who would bring those people together and not expect what happened? Maybe it’s for the best they escaped. Look around, the world is falling apart and we’re hoarding our best chance at salvation. Hiding them in deep dark corners because we’re so afraid of them; afraid that they’re the monsters our parents told us about at night. Take a look in the mirror, the real monsters are staring back.
This is the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life
"Cap and Black Widow are are very different people. It’s kind of like this odd pairing. She has very questionable morality, and she makes a living, lying. Cap couldn’t do it, if he tried." - Chris Evans
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE