December 2011
I doubt anyone looks at me and wishes i was their...
My brother is such a troll..
Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't...
To My Awesome Followers...
I shall be Road Trippin’ down the South Island in an hour or so with my brother so I shall be very much absent from Tumblr :c
However, I will be back in around two weeks, hopefully with lots of amazing photos of New Zealand nature that I shall post as soon as possible which you will be able to find here C:
Hope you all have a Happy New Year and I’ll see you later !
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ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
Why does this always happen on Facebook?
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through...
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don't know, can you?
student: **pisses on the floor to assert dominance**
me: mum, i'm so in love with my boyfriend
mum: really? i can't wait to meet him
me: me too
I love books. The ability to be sitting in a crowd...