In all three books Katniss just pees once.
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.
And someone has to actually tell Harry to have that bath
I love how Katniss is the most clueless person when it comes to the rebellion
- Bonnie and Twill: *shows cracker with mockingjay on it*
- Katniss: what the fuck
- Plutarch: *shows his pocket watch with the mockingjay on it*
- Katniss: what the fuck is that
- Wedding Dress: *turns into a mockingjay*
- Katniss: what the fuck is this
- District 13: oh hey we exist
- Katniss: HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
- Haymitch: Stay alive.
- Prim: Just try to win.
- Gale: You are stronger than they are.
- Katniss: I need to survive.
- Peeta: I hope the arena is a giant cake.
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
don’t question it.