How God Created Animals (via boredpanda)
Previously: Dad Tweets“Give it a butt rope.”
😂😂😂
This begins to explain hagfish. And botflies…
it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.
current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed
It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
Lots of variety this year!
A late bloomer!
Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake
Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!
this is pure and good
are ppl staring at me because I’m ugly or cute, what is the truth
I haven’t painted anything with a background for so long, it was time to change that!
- Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
- My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,
interests: that little fast walk birds outside do when they wanna get away from you but they’re not like super committed
Macrolighters by Chuck Anderson
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
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